||[Aug. 20th, 2008|05:50 pm]
I think I have hemorrhoids because every time I take a shit and wipe, there's bright red blood on the TP and my sphincter burns like a son of a bitch! Either that or it's a really bad phisher from shitting out turds the size of pop cans... though that might explain why I could have rhoids too.. between all the constipation then diarrhea, then more constipation/ boulder turds.. too much pushing poo!
I've never had rhoids before. Any one ever have them? I think it's on on the inside of the hole because I don't see any stinky grapes hanging from my greasy donut or anything, know what I mean?