|Hooray for poop!
||[Dec. 13th, 2008|08:33 pm]
I pooped yesterday. It was pretty epic. At first I was just farting a little bit. Not real farts. It was just like air being released. The kind of smell-less and soundless kind that doesn't even feel like a fart. Then as the day went on my farts got louder and deeper and stinkier. Towards the late afternoon I let out a most righteous tooter and my stomach rumbled and I knew it was finally time to drop a load. So I ran to the bathroom as fast as I could and an avalanche of poo roared out of me. I was pooping and farting and it was so bad even I couldn't stand the smell. I spent about half an hour on the can. When I got up I took a look and the toilet was filled above the waterline with soft green looping logs. I flushed at least twice and got rid of most of the turds. But there was a fat stack of dookie clinging to the side of the bowl. So I had to get the toilet brush and push it down. All in all it was a lot of work for an epic but not entirely satisfying dump. Next time I'm going to check the bottle before I take the pills.|