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COME OUT! [Nov. 17th, 2009|10:41 pm]
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darkgrid74
[Current Mood |frustratedfrustrated]

WHY? It's so right there. *waiting*
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(no subject) [May. 10th, 2009|08:05 pm]
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salty_walrus
[Current Music |Yo la Tengo-today is the day]

i love my prunes.

That.is.all.

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(no subject) [May. 5th, 2009|07:36 am]
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liquid_eve
if i don't poo today, i'm going to explode.
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HI HI! [Apr. 21st, 2009|10:57 pm]
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projectnewt
I came across your community and I thought you guys and gals would love to join a new one I started up! Its about POOP but with a twist!

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Click on the link to find out whats in store! =D
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mother trucker! [Apr. 11th, 2009|08:14 am]
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liquid_eve
i so need to poop before i start my day
im bloated and i hate it!
come out poo poo!
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(no subject) [Dec. 19th, 2008|12:21 pm]
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heyunyi
So I always hear people talking about spicy foods burning on the way out and this has always baffled me because I've never had this problem and I've had some very spicy foods in my lifetime (but I don't eat them on a regular basis either, so it's not just that I'm acclimitized to it our something). I was talking to my sister about it and she didn't know what the fuss was about either. So is this just a genetic defect where we're missing the spicy receptors in our bowels or what?
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Hooray for poop! [Dec. 13th, 2008|08:33 pm]
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thebigbadbutch
I pooped yesterday. It was pretty epic. At first I was just farting a little bit. Not real farts. It was just like air being released. The kind of smell-less and soundless kind that doesn't even feel like a fart. Then as the day went on my farts got louder and deeper and stinkier. Towards the late afternoon I let out a most righteous tooter and my stomach rumbled and I knew it was finally time to drop a load. So I ran to the bathroom as fast as I could and an avalanche of poo roared out of me. I was pooping and farting and it was so bad even I couldn't stand the smell. I spent about half an hour on the can. When I got up I took a look and the toilet was filled above the waterline with soft green looping logs. I flushed at least twice and got rid of most of the turds. But there was a fat stack of dookie clinging to the side of the bowl. So I had to get the toilet brush and push it down. All in all it was a lot of work for an epic but not entirely satisfying dump. Next time I'm going to check the bottle before I take the pills.
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My Worst Nightmare Come True [Dec. 11th, 2008|06:00 pm]
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thebigbadbutch
Tuesday when I came home from work I had a major headache. My head was pounding and I felt like my right eye was going to pop out or something cause it hurt so bad. I took some of the pills that were sitting on my desk and tried to go to sleep. A couple of hours later I was still hurting so I got up and took some more pills and tried to get back to sleep. A few hours later I still couldn't sleep and my head was absolutely killing me so I got up to take some more pills. As I was setting the bottle down I somehow managed to focus enough to read the giant blue words ANTIDIARRHEAL. I am never going to poop again :(
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Hemorrhoids!! [Aug. 20th, 2008|05:50 pm]
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poobased
[Current Mood |uncomfortableuncomfortable]

I think I have hemorrhoids because every time I take a shit and wipe, there's bright red blood on the TP and my sphincter burns like a son of a bitch! Either that or it's a really bad phisher from shitting out turds the size of pop cans... though that might explain why I could have rhoids too.. between all the constipation then diarrhea, then more constipation/ boulder turds.. too much pushing poo!

I've never had rhoids before. Any one ever have them? I think it's on on the inside of the hole because I don't see any stinky grapes hanging from my greasy donut or anything, know what I mean?

x-posted.
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Pre-emptive Poopcitement [Aug. 19th, 2008|12:04 am]
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thebigbadbutch
I just had 11 of the hottest hot wings for dinner. I'm so excited for what tomorrow will bring :D
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